{"id":1032,"date":"2022-06-08T17:47:25","date_gmt":"2022-06-08T15:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2022-06-10T13:58:45","modified_gmt":"2022-06-10T11:58:45","slug":"vincentova-pout-na-zlomvaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/2022\/06\/08\/vincentova-pout-na-zlomvaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Vincentova pou\u0165 (na Zlomvaz)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Vincent Ofterdingen<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do Prahy jsem p\u0159isp\u011bchal za \u010dasn\u00e9ho kurop\u011bn\u00ed. Nebesa byla tou dobou je\u0161t\u011b mlad\u00e1 a zp\u011bv ptactva nutil k&nbsp;pomy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee jednoho dne zmiz\u00edme ze sv\u011bta stejn\u011b tak jako oni. Sn\u00eddal jsem klasicky \u2013 kafe, t\u0159i cigarety a existen\u010dn\u00ed zmar. Pomyslil jsem si, \u017ee dne\u0161n\u00ed den nebude tak \u0161patn\u00fd. V onu \u010dasnou rann\u00ed hodinu mi v\u0161ak bylo redakc\u00ed zv\u011bstov\u00e1no, \u017ee na festivalu bude p\u0159\u00edtomna i Ji\u0159ina Barto\u0161ov\u00e1 (byli jsme sv\u00e1z\u00e1ni ne\u0161\u0165astnou l\u00e1skou). A to je nemil\u00fdm faktem z&nbsp;mnoha rozli\u010dn\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f. Objala mne chandra. T\u011b\u0161il jsem se na \u010dty\u0159denn\u00ed anakreontskou lyriku a divadlo. Le\u010d s&nbsp;Ji\u0159inou?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ji\u0159ina jest antropomorfn\u00ed personifikac\u00ed inferna. C\u00edt\u00edm se nucen omluvit svou ha\u0161te\u0159ivou letoru v\u016f\u010di t\u00e9to \u017een\u0161tin\u011b, le\u010d pochop, drah\u00fd poutn\u00ed\u010de, s&nbsp;n\u00e1zory, kter\u00fdmi tato \u017eena opl\u00fdv\u00e1, nen\u00ed radno souhlasiti. Zarmoucen touto novinou, zacht\u011blo se mi op\u011bt kou\u0159iti, an\u017eto kdy\u017e m\u00e9 jsoucno zas\u00e1hne rmutn\u00e1 t\u00edha osudu, kou\u0159\u00edm. Tasiv tabat\u011brku ze sv\u00e9 p\u00e1nsk\u00e9 kabely, zjistil jsem, \u017ee v&nbsp;m\u00e9 tabat\u011brce nedlela jedin\u00e1 cigareta. Byt\u00ed je nesnesiteln\u011b t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9.&nbsp; Vydal jsem se sp\u011bchati k&nbsp;nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed trafice, abych p\u0159e\u017eil.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po koupi dvou balen\u00ed tab\u00e1ku m\u00e9 kroky kone\u010dn\u011b zam\u00ed\u0159ily na DAMU. Redakce mi ostentativn\u011b na\u0159\u00eddila dostaviti se na zahajovac\u00ed ceremoni\u00e1l. U\u010dinil jsem tak, nebo\u0165 mi sl\u00edbili p\u0159\u00edtomnost \u0161umn\u00fdch alkohol\u016f, a taky prost\u0159ed\u00ed, ve kter\u00e9m se d\u00e1 kou\u0159it. St\u0159echu divadla DISK zal\u00e9valy slune\u010dn\u00ed paprsky a mne zavalila \u00fazkost. Co m\u00e1m v\u016fbec o\u010dek\u00e1vat od leto\u0161n\u00edho Zlomvazu? Nejsem si jist, zda potk\u00e1m sv\u00e9 bl\u00edzk\u00e9, zda budu s&nbsp;divadly spokojen. \u010cerv v&nbsp;srdci \u010dlov\u011bka hlod\u00e1 a hlod\u00e1. Sv\u00e9 neblah\u00e9 my\u0161lenky jsem zahnal \u010dokol\u00e1dovou font\u00e1nou, kter\u00e1 se na zah\u00e1jen\u00ed zjevila. V\u00edc jsem je v\u0161ak zahnal on\u00edm sektem. Bude se sekt rozd\u00e1vat na v\u0161ech akc\u00edch b\u011bhem Zlomvazu? Byl bych \u0161\u0165asten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e9mu b\u011bdn\u00e9mu stavu nepomohli ani dva psi na canisterapii, ani osm\u00e9 cig\u00e1ro (pros\u00edm redakci, aby mi zajistila popeln\u00edk). Sle\u010dna Bare\u0161ov\u00e1 n\u00e1s p\u0159i zahajovac\u00edm ceremoni\u00e1lu navnadila na zahajovac\u00ed p\u00e1rty. Hodl\u00e1m se dostaviti. Le\u010d koluje mi v\u00a0hlav\u011b jedna fundament\u00e1ln\u00ed ot\u00e1zka \u2013 je zde dostupn\u00fd absinth?\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu\u017e, je\u0161t\u011b mne k&nbsp;dne\u0161n\u00edmu dni \u010dek\u00e1 p\u00e1r divadel a ve\u010dern\u00ed koncerty. Boj\u00edm se, v\u011bru ano, neb jsem mu\u017eem tich\u00e9 a citliv\u00e9 povahy. Asi si p\u016fjdu d\u00e1t \u0159\u00edzek do Kafe DAMU. Pokud bude \u0159\u00edzek vyprod\u00e1n, nezbyde nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e si d\u00e1t cig\u00e1ro.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Na st\u0159edu doporu\u010duji Lexaurin a \u010detbu poesie od Lermontova.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do Prahy jsem p\u0159isp\u011bchal za \u010dasn\u00e9ho kurop\u011bn\u00ed. Nebesa byla tou dobou je\u0161t\u011b mlad\u00e1 a zp\u011bv ptactva nutil k\u00a0pomy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee jednoho dne zmiz\u00edme ze sv\u011bta stejn\u011b tak jako oni. Sn\u00eddal jsem klasicky \u2013 kafe, t\u0159i cigarety a existen\u010dn\u00ed zmar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,22],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jirina-vs-vincent","category-obratel","tag-vincent","entry"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"post-thumbnail":false,"sow-carousel-default":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Krist\u00fdna Vina\u0159ov\u00e1","author_link":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/author\/kristyna\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Do Prahy jsem p\u0159isp\u011bchal za \u010dasn\u00e9ho kurop\u011bn\u00ed. Nebesa byla tou dobou je\u0161t\u011b mlad\u00e1 a zp\u011bv ptactva nutil k\u00a0pomy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee jednoho dne zmiz\u00edme ze sv\u011bta stejn\u011b tak jako oni. Sn\u00eddal jsem klasicky \u2013 kafe, t\u0159i cigarety a existen\u010dn\u00ed zmar.","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1106,"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zlomvaz.cz\/2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}